Buy it.

As we already know, the ‘King Pimp‘ status is under the firm grasps of Hugh Hefner – the 80+ year old badger still has what it takes to pull the girls in, even if it is only because of his unfeasibly large… wallet.

However young Jedi Pimp, there’s still hope for you yet. No, not to bring in the cash like Hugh does, but to at least fake the pimp like status with a Pimp Daddy costume!

*Now all you need is:

1) A street corner, secluded from the eyes of the cops

2) Some hoes. Best bet is to pick ‘em up cheap from …errr… Netto, because they are… err… ‘Scandanavian for Value’?

3) Bling. You’ve GOT to have the bling. If there’s one thing other than the pimp daddy costume itself, it has to be the bling.

See, being a pimp isn’t that hard. In fact, it’s as easy as 1, 2, 3!

* Don’t pimp it on another pimp daddies turf, or you’ll be in trouble in no time! And… you probably might want to keep this pimp daddy wear to PARTIES only.